Douglas Einar Olsen

The Smiths dine at their favorite Chinese restaurant and read their fortune cookies aloud. Pretty normal stuff – until Jerry reads his.

Gotta love yourself or no one else ever will, broh.

On Thanksgiving, Rick and Morty need to get a presidential pardon.

Lady Vanessa Rothchild has kidnapped President Whitewall and is taking him through time as her hostage, which is causing dangerous temporal anamolies in present-day Jamaica. Using BLKMRKT’s mp3 time travel…

A two-day solar eclipse brings the vampires out to party for an entire weekend. Penny falls in love with a vampire boy, but a terrifying force will stop at nothing…

Major Lazer goes on vacation. After visiting ”The Weed Man,” Penny smokes some weed and goes on a bad trip. This causes Major Lazer to come to Penny’s rescue to…